I can sense the thrum of excitement running through your body at the prospects of the box's soon-to-be homecoming.
And believe it or not, I'd really rather not encounter a fractured penis myself. Unfortunately, it also seems... somewhat more likely here than under normal circumstances. If anything, I'm shocked nobody has experienced one yet.
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And believe it or not, I'd really rather not encounter a fractured penis myself. Unfortunately, it also seems... somewhat more likely here than under normal circumstances. If anything, I'm shocked nobody has experienced one yet.