IC Inbox @ Ophiuchus

[trainwrecking]

Ah, this is Yuzuru Otonashi. Sorry, but I can't get to the phone right now. If you leave a message, I'll get back to you whenever I can.

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5/30 - text

[outplays]

[ Attached is a picture of the pod that the Gemini goddess is sleeping in. Plus there's another one with a close-up on that super classy poem... ]

We finally seem to have found something. I don't know if you can see it clearly in the photo, but there does seem to be somebody in there.

How are things back at the Seaside Pillars?

[trainwrecking]

Is that a normal thing to find around here?

[And that poem... It's almost pretty in its way, if not for the final line.]

"Worship in threes," how are you even supposed to do that..? Eh. Things are fine over here. The gardens are looking nicer, but there is one thing I wanted to ask you...

[outplays]

It's the first time any of us have seen something like this, as far as I can tell. But anyway, we've camped down here... I think it'd be safe to assume we won't be coming back for another few days.

[ And Akashi's going to just skip out on talking about threesomes for the time being... ]

Sure, what is it?

taking a slight liberty here, but it sounds about right...

[trainwrecking]

Will you guys be okay?

And. uh. well.

Some of your friends keep jumping when I talk to them. Did you tell them something about me?

text ; 15/06

[shouldgo]

Otonashi, just checking in on you. I'm assuming you're not stranded somewhere getting drenched in this storm, but it never hurts to check. Let me know if you need anything.

Shepard

15/06

[trainwrecking]

No, not today. Your timing was good, commander Shepard! You're doing okay too?

[He isn't sure if he should elaborate or not, but the rain and another actual adult checking on him has him wondering if he should take advantage of potential guidance.]

[shouldgo]

Just fine. Really lucky I finished patching our roof last week; this would have been a mess otherwise. You're staying dry?

voice.

[sickbays]

[ Sometime in the evening of 21st, he'll receive an audio message from McCoy. When he speaks, his voice sounds a bit more weary than usual. ]

Otonashi, I hate to have to do this to ya, but I'm gonna have to cancel our sessions for the next four weeks.

[ He supposes that he does owe the kid an explanation, though. So, after a brief pause, he adds, ] You know what happens when someone's sign's in power, don't ya?

voice;

[trainwrecking]

[ It isn't visible through voice, but he looks utterly disappointed. ]

F-four weeks? Are you sure..?

[ He thinks on it, tapping the communicator with his finger. ]

Only a little. Everyone wants to be around you, right? A friend of mine tried to combat it... by trying to make himself look really ugly.

voice;

[sickbays]

[ There's a sarcastic snort on the other end at that last bit. Somehow he doesn't think that was very effective. ]

Yes, you're on the right track. When a person's sign's in power, they become more sexually desirable. Even people you never would have considered before look much more attractive than usual.

I've got this kind of effect on me right now. [ This next part almost draws a sigh from him. ] So you understand why I can't meet you in person twice a week. I doubt you'd be paying attention to half of what I had to say anyway.

text | 8.01

[sickbays]

We need to talk. [ Ominous text messages from Dr. McCoy are never a good sign. ]

Text; forgive me for I am phone tagging!

[trainwrecking]

[ He hesitates when he sees the sender, grateful that the message is a text. Surely the doctor has seen Gokudera and knows of Otonashi's imperfect treatment. ]

I'm sorry about Gokudera... I know it wasn't good enough.

no worries!

[sickbays]

You're right, it wasn't. At the very least you should've checked in on him before the infection spread.

He also told me you're not doing too good either. [ Double whammy. ]

(mis)text - 10/3

[outplays]

There aren't many things I'm uncertain about, but I'm not entirely sure how this sex toy is meant to work.

(mis)text - 10/3

[trainwrecking]

excuse me WHAT

which ONE?! and why would you

[ The text gets cut off there, but the gist of the shock and horror is wonderfully intact. ]

[outplays]

The one with the... clamp-like bit? I'm not sure how else to describe it.

10/3 Text [misfire]

[needsapose]

you know what else I can pull out of my hat?

10/3 text;

[trainwrecking]

You know I think the real question is

do I want to?

10/3 text;

[needsapose]

Maybe you do? You aren't even a little curious?

10/3; (mis)text

[redoubles]

his dick is bigger, sure, but he doesn't know how to use it...

10/3; (mis)text (my god i'm just getting treasures in this inbox left and right)

[trainwrecking]

... KISE RYOUTA
WHAT EVEN

no

no

Do I even want to know what the context of this is?!

we try C:

[redoubles]

...uh, I didn't mean to send it to you, but it's about how good someone is at sex?

10/3 ; (mis)text

[airwalk]

i think we should handcuff them 2gether if they dont stop soon

10/3 ; (mis)text

[trainwrecking]

WHY IS EVERYONE ON A SEXCAPADE TONIGHT

what NOW?! Who are you handcuffing—??

[airwalk]

ITS NOT ABOUT SEX

KISE AND AKASHI R JUST BEING ANNYOING