It was 2186 by my count. Turian jokes are terrible. You don't want to hear them.
[ no one should ever be subjected to garrus's sense of humour. and this is coming from the woman who's dragged him all over the galaxy for months. she's sure they don't all think they're funny, but her experiences aren't good. ]
But they do fight exceptionally well; they're all military trained. The one on my crew is one of the best snipers I've ever known.
[ nope. shepard is putting her foot down on the garrus-joke thing because it's just not okay. sorry, otonashi. ]
No. And of course not. Asari and salarians have an alliance with the turians, forming a Council that rules over most of our known space. Volus have a long-standing agreement with the turians because the only thing they're good for is banking and information and acting superior to everyone. Quarians are from the edge of the galaxy and they created the geth. There are also drell, elcor, hanar, vorcha, and batarians, all pretty easy to find. Of course, that's still not everyone in the galaxy.
No no no. All you need to know is that humanity's not alone in the galaxy, there are a lot of aliens, and at least 85% of them don't give a shit about humans so long as we're not being assholes.
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[ no one should ever be subjected to garrus's sense of humour. and this is coming from the woman who's dragged him all over the galaxy for months. she's sure they don't all think they're funny, but her experiences aren't good. ]
But they do fight exceptionally well; they're all military trained. The one on my crew is one of the best snipers I've ever known.
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[ But Shepard. What if he does want to hear them. ]
All of them? That's impressive... Are Turians the only ones?
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No. And of course not. Asari and salarians have an alliance with the turians, forming a Council that rules over most of our known space. Volus have a long-standing agreement with the turians because the only thing they're good for is banking and information and acting superior to everyone. Quarians are from the edge of the galaxy and they created the geth. There are also drell, elcor, hanar, vorcha, and batarians, all pretty easy to find. Of course, that's still not everyone in the galaxy.
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Commander... that's a lot to take in, but I made a diagram in the dirt, maybe you can tell me if I have this?
[ Speak now or be subject to his drawing skills and imagination, Shepard. ]
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