IC Inbox @ Ophiuchus

[trainwrecking]

Ah, this is Yuzuru Otonashi. Sorry, but I can't get to the phone right now. If you leave a message, I'll get back to you whenever I can.

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10/3 Text [misfire]

[needsapose]

you know what else I can pull out of my hat?

10/3 text;

[trainwrecking]

You know I think the real question is

do I want to?

10/3 text;

[needsapose]

Maybe you do? You aren't even a little curious?

10/3 text;

[trainwrecking]

If I said no, would you tell me anyway
ミ●﹏☉ミ

10/3 text;

[needsapose]

Won't know until you try~~

Do you have a sense of humor?

10/3 text;

[trainwrecking]

I have a healthy sense of shame!

Okay. Fine. I'll bite. What else can you pull out of your hat?

10/3 text;

[needsapose]

Anything. I can pull anything out of my hat, because my hat may or may not be real.

10/3 text;

[trainwrecking]

And I may or may not feel a headache in my future...

Care to elaborate, here? How can it be maybe real or maybe not real??

10/3 text;

[needsapose]

because it's magic.

10/3 text;

[trainwrecking]

Yep, there it is.

Okay. Well. Maybe if I bump into you, I'll ask you to pull a coffee out of your hat. It's okay if it's a magic coffee that may or may not exist as long as it has the ~* power of caffeine. *~

10/3 text;

[needsapose]

You want coffee that badly? Why not ask the Twelve for a percolator?

I could pull you out an espresso, but I don't know if you deserve one.

Re: 10/3 text;

[trainwrecking]

Because I had to ask them for more important things... Coffee is just a really intense want

Oi! Don't deserve one? Don't tease! Just keep it to yourself if you don't think I'm worth it.

[ So rude. ]

10/3 text;

[needsapose]

Well, I don't know you or what you'd do for a shot of espresso, but now I'm curious~~

[trainwrecking]

For a single shot? Not that much, jeez.

A double shot or proper coffee? I don't know, try me or give me a quest here. Short of killing myself or hurting another person, I might bite.

[needsapose]

I like biting.

I can give you a double shot.

[trainwrecking]

Uh, you know that's just a casual expression, right?

Name a price for a double shot, and does it come with cream or flavor?

[ How fancy can he go, basically. ]

[needsapose]

Do you want cream or flavors?

I think I can add whatever you want to it. But your payment will increase.

[trainwrecking]

Uh. A little cream's more important. I like the taste of coffee on its own.

But what's the payment? You never actually specified.

[needsapose]

I would say a sexual favor, but most people here seem to be against that kind of thing

[trainwrecking]

Oh, figures! This was going to come up sooner or later...

[ This is one of those texts where you can just hear the exasperation. ]

What do you want. Lay it all out, champ.

[needsapose]

champ? no no, I'm not going to do that to you~

I'll get you the coffee and we can negotiate payment afterwards. I didn't guarantee it would be a sexual favor.

[trainwrecking]

You brought it up!

I don't want to have to repay you in blood or something after the fact, can you at least give me an idea? A scale of things you want? Something??

[needsapose]

I don't like or need things, just favors. Worship is generally my go-to as far as requests go

[trainwrecking]

Great. You're one of those guys that doesn't like to give straight answers.

All I wanted to know was if this would even be worth it!

Fine. Whatever, fine. How can anything you come up with possibly be worse than anything else these past few months...

[needsapose]

(If only Otonashi could see his face, then he would know without a doubt that Fran is definitely more than one of those kind who don't give straight answers.)

Oh? How about just spend a little time with me- I could use some company. Unless you can't stand me then that's a good enough payment for me.