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音無 結弦 || ᴏᴛᴏɴᴀsʜɪ, ʏᴜᴢᴜʀᴜ ([personal profile] trainwrecking) wrote2014-05-28 09:13 am
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IC Inbox @ Ophiuchus

Ah, this is Yuzuru Otonashi. Sorry, but I can't get to the phone right now. If you leave a message, I'll get back to you whenever I can.
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outplays: (gkhghghh PUNCH HIM)

[personal profile] outplays 2014-11-07 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Electrical storm.
An unfortunate mistext.
His penis fractured.

You're right. It does fit into haiku form perfectly.
Edited (i forgot a syllable) 2014-11-07 02:41 (UTC)
trainwrecking: (N O.)

[personal profile] trainwrecking 2014-11-11 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I should be surprised but I'm really, really not. I'm not sure if that says more about you or me.

[ He could leave it at that. He probably should. Instead, another text comes a minute later: ]

A dangerous box
Shattered homes, broken penis
I regret so much
outplays: (oh well i can do with either)

[personal profile] outplays 2014-11-12 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if it makes you feel better, I really will endeavor to avoid any and all penis fractures and send any unfortunate victims to a different healer.
trainwrecking: (facepalming (that doesn't really go ther)

[personal profile] trainwrecking 2014-11-15 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say I WOULDN'T treat one, just that I'd really rather not see someone suffer that.

But yeah
I'd appreciate it if you tried not to inflict that pain on yourself or anyone else and I'm glad we agree on this one
outplays: (HMPH)

[personal profile] outplays 2014-11-15 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Even I have my limits and things I would prefer never to personally witness.

Well...
If it were done on purpose to somebody who deserved it, that's different.
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