IC Inbox @ Ophiuchus

[trainwrecking]

Ah, this is Yuzuru Otonashi. Sorry, but I can't get to the phone right now. If you leave a message, I'll get back to you whenever I can.

Comments

10/3 ; (mis)text

[airwalk]

i think we should handcuff them 2gether if they dont stop soon

we try C:

[redoubles]

...uh, I didn't mean to send it to you, but it's about how good someone is at sex?

[outplays]

The forces that be seem to have ordained it, Yuzuru. Perhaps this is a sign that you need to rise to destiny?

[trainwrecking]

What a destiny to have. When I was young, I sat down and thought to myself, "oh gods, I want to be a great sex toy encyclopedia someday! MAKE IT SO!"

Okay just

Send me a picture

Maybe it's a surgical tool and not a sex toy at all

♥

[trainwrecking]

Fantastic!

okay well I'm sorry about his or your penis

[ W o w!! ]

10/3 ; (mis)text

[trainwrecking]

WHY IS EVERYONE ON A SEXCAPADE TONIGHT

what NOW?! Who are you handcuffing—??

10/3 text;

[trainwrecking]

I have a healthy sense of shame!

Okay. Fine. I'll bite. What else can you pull out of your hat?

[redoubles]

Someone else's!
You sound like you disapprove.

[outplays]

Oh, no, I highly doubt that.

[ Picture attached. ]

[airwalk]

ITS NOT ABOUT SEX

KISE AND AKASHI R JUST BEING ANNYOING

[trainwrecking]

I don't even know which penis we're talking about!

You can at least explain! You really don't want me filling in the blanks here

[ That's how monsters happen. ]

[trainwrecking]

You've got to be joking

That's not a toy, it's a nightmare! I don't know uh
see if it

squeaks

or roars

[trainwrecking]

IT SURE SOUNDED SUSPICIOUS

Also, yeah, sky's blue and blood is red, how is that different from any other day

[redoubles]

You don't have to worry. It was from an old conversation anyway.
Akashicchi and I were just comparing notes, so you can ignore it.

10/3 text;

[needsapose]

Anything. I can pull anything out of my hat, because my hat may or may not be real.

[outplays]

I have prodded it and it neither squeaked nor roared. It did make an interesting sound, but I think that's the leather(?) material it's made of.

I'm not entirely sure it's leather, to be honest.

[trainwrecking]

Well. I'm out of ideas.

I'm surprised you didn't just ask the network about it, knowing you.

10/3 text;

[trainwrecking]

And I may or may not feel a headache in my future...

Care to elaborate, here? How can it be maybe real or maybe not real??

[trainwrecking]

You know...

Somehow that makes me worry more, not less. You and Akashi comparing notes about the size and skill level of other boys.

Yeah.

10/3 text;

[needsapose]

because it's magic.

[redoubles]

What's wrong with doing that?

[outplays]

I tried. As I mentioned, though, it seems this message was destined for you instead.

I know you are invested in the state of our household's sex toys, after all.

[ Why else would Otonashi put disinfecting directions in the Box of Shame? ]

10/3 text;

[trainwrecking]

Yep, there it is.

Okay. Well. Maybe if I bump into you, I'll ask you to pull a coffee out of your hat. It's okay if it's a magic coffee that may or may not exist as long as it has the ~* power of caffeine. *~

[trainwrecking]

You guys can be such gossip mongers!

Yet you won't tell me a thing. Pretty suspicious.

[trainwrecking]

What?! Why would you say something like that?! I'm not "invested" I've never even used one!!