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音無 結弦 || ᴏᴛᴏɴᴀsʜɪ, ʏᴜᴢᴜʀᴜ ([personal profile] trainwrecking) wrote2014-05-28 09:13 am
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IC Inbox @ Ophiuchus

Ah, this is Yuzuru Otonashi. Sorry, but I can't get to the phone right now. If you leave a message, I'll get back to you whenever I can.
outplays: (that coloring his icons would be a pain)

[personal profile] outplays 2014-10-07 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I have prodded it and it neither squeaked nor roared. It did make an interesting sound, but I think that's the leather(?) material it's made of.

I'm not entirely sure it's leather, to be honest.
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[personal profile] outplays 2014-10-07 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried. As I mentioned, though, it seems this message was destined for you instead.

I know you are invested in the state of our household's sex toys, after all.


[ Why else would Otonashi put disinfecting directions in the Box of Shame? ]
outplays: (weekly oreshi creepy smile)

[personal profile] outplays 2014-10-09 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
I saw the instructions for disinfectant, Yuzuru, no need to be shy about it.
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[personal profile] outplays 2014-10-10 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
If you needed help figuring some of them out, all you had to do was say so, Yuzuru.
outplays: ([smiles obnoxiously])

[personal profile] outplays 2014-10-11 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's part of what makes him so endearing...! Akashi probably shouldn't think that of people his age, but he doesn't care. ]

No need to be so shy. You can ascend from "regular boring stuff" if you put in just a little extra effort, I assure you.

I suggest starting with the cock ring, personally.
outplays: (akashi creeping alone in the shadows)

[personal profile] outplays 2014-10-14 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Have you heard that some people experience more intense orgasms by drawing the build-up for longer? That's what cock rings are for.

[ Akashi's always here to help with his wealth of knowledge on many important things about the world!! ]
outplays: (akashitty seijuurou)

[personal profile] outplays 2014-10-16 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll leave that up to your imagination, Yuzuru. Though I'm sure the reality isn't as interesting.
outplays: (gotta love that condescending smirk)

[personal profile] outplays 2014-10-17 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hindsight is so regularly 20/20, isn't it.
outplays: (translation: i'm a fucking douchewad)

[personal profile] outplays 2014-10-19 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all. It was just a whim of fate, as I said earlier.

And I can get it back whenever you like, you know.
outplays: ([smiles obnoxiously])

[personal profile] outplays 2014-10-31 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I don't believe that he's even used it this entire time, so I'm sure it's in top-notch condition... or at least, I'd hope it was.

Don't worry too much. I don't believe it has caused any injuries to date.
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[personal profile] outplays 2014-11-03 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
I can sense the thrum of excitement running through your body at the prospects of the box's soon-to-be homecoming.

And believe it or not, I'd really rather not encounter a fractured penis myself. Unfortunately, it also seems... somewhat more likely here than under normal circumstances. If anything, I'm shocked nobody has experienced one yet.
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[personal profile] outplays 2014-11-04 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It'd be proof that bad things come in threes, doesn't it? Unfortunate mistexts, an electrical storm, and a fractured penis. There's almost something poetic about it, really.

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