Sure, sure... That's one of those arguments I can't prove or disprove anyway. It's just pointless whining at this point, anyway...
That's not what I meant either, just get it back whenever you want it! Just promise to make sure whoever you loaned it to is responsible with it! If it shows back up I'll clean it and the circle of life will continue I dunno
[ You know what wounds he would rather not treat? Wounds from mishaps with the box of shame. ]
I can sense the thrum of excitement running through your body at the prospects of the box's soon-to-be homecoming.
And believe it or not, I'd really rather not encounter a fractured penis myself. Unfortunately, it also seems... somewhat more likely here than under normal circumstances. If anything, I'm shocked nobody has experienced one yet.
But he's collected enough to respond due to the unanimous horror over broken body parts. ]
You know, maybe we ought to just leave it at that. I'm not particularly superstitious but considering this freak storm and misdirected messages, I don't want to invoke some kind of bad luck...
It'd be proof that bad things come in threes, doesn't it? Unfortunate mistexts, an electrical storm, and a fractured penis. There's almost something poetic about it, really.
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That's not a toy, it's a nightmare! I don't know uh
see if it
squeaks
or roars
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I'm not entirely sure it's leather, to be honest.
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I'm surprised you didn't just ask the network about it, knowing you.
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I know you are invested in the state of our household's sex toys, after all.
[ Why else would Otonashi put disinfecting directions in the Box of Shame? ]
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That's so you guys don't end up getting sick from using and reusing! The only thing I even know how to USE from that box is the vibrator!!
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typos intentional
THATS OKAY I''m justfine without them thANKS!1 I get by finewihth regular boring stuff!
[ Sometimes you can just hear the tone, the blushing, and the complete embarrassment. ]
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No need to be so shy. You can ascend from "regular boring stuff" if you put in just a little extra effort, I assure you.
I suggest starting with the cock ring, personally.
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and what would I do with a ring for a penis, huh?! I'm not looking to bedazzle anyone!
[ Because it's decor, right, like a wedding ring?
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[ Akashi's always here to help with his wealth of knowledge on many important things about the world!! ]
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I probably shouldnt ask but do you know that from experience...?? I uh
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I don't know how to say this even in text. damnit.
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answering this text was a mistake
[ Cryptic... ]
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That box isn't here anyway...
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And I can get it back whenever you like, you know.
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That's not what I meant either, just get it back whenever you want it! Just promise to make sure whoever you loaned it to is responsible with it! If it shows back up I'll clean it and the circle of life will continue I dunno
[ You know what wounds he would rather not treat? Wounds from mishaps with the box of shame. ]
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Don't worry too much. I don't believe it has caused any injuries to date.
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I just can't wait...
[ Wow, that's enthusiasm you can feel right there. ]
Well good, because you know you can fracture a penis. And that's one thing on my list of "things I'd like to never encounter"
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And believe it or not, I'd really rather not encounter a fractured penis myself. Unfortunately, it also seems... somewhat more likely here than under normal circumstances. If anything, I'm shocked nobody has experienced one yet.
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But he's collected enough to respond due to the unanimous horror over broken body parts. ]
You know, maybe we ought to just leave it at that. I'm not particularly superstitious but considering this freak storm and misdirected messages, I don't want to invoke some kind of bad luck...
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[ But it would be the greatest haiku. ]
I'd call that a cautionary tale if it happened and nightmare fuel even if it doesn't.
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